Uptown Guy

ooc 

I wanted to say sorry for not being online. I must be a terrible admin, I think I’m coming down with something. So I’ve basically been sleeping whenever I’m not in school. 


2 months ago with 3 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

We’ll steer clear of nets. And there isn’t a need to worry. Just live a little. 

Quinn!. See two can play at the italicizing names game. 

Oh yes you are. So if I were to tell you what human cum tasted like, you wouldn’t be interested. At all?

We better! I’m not playing those crazy games that some of the “edgier” mermaids do.

 

It’s not a game. I’m chastising you!

I…no. Not at all.

What would you consider “Edgier?” Dodging fishing nets? Going up to shore. Touching a human?

Oh no, please don’t. * Sarcasm* 

You sure?


3 months ago with 43 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

Don’t be. I’m fine.

Blowjob, Quinn. I gave the human a blowjob. 

And yes you are, admit it. ;)

As long as my life isn’t endangered, fine. 

Sebastian!

I am not. That is absurd.

We’ll steer clear of nets. And there isn’t a need to worry. Just live a little. 

Quinn!. See two can play at the italicizing names game. 

Oh yes you are. So if I were to tell you what human cum tasted like, you wouldn’t be interested. At all?


3 months ago with 43 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

Hopefully, you’ll have fun tomorrow. Hell, I’m going to make sure you have fun tomorrow. Oh, Blondie, you are being too nice right now. 

Didn’t know you’d be into gay porn. Anyway, So I got his shorts down. At first the human was freaked out, but that was okay. They calm down as soon as you start to touch them in…certain places. 

…now I’m a little worried. Sebastian, you know you have a special place in my heart. Somewhere.

I’m not! I’m just curious, that’s all!

Don’t be. I’m fine.

Blowjob, Quinn. I gave the human a blowjob. 

And yes you are, admit it. ;)


3 months ago with 43 notes


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Guajira || Kurt & Sebastian 

kurt-thesirenofthesea:

Kurt sighed, floating on his back, his tail flipping in front of him. Don’t get him wrong, he loves the kingdom and he loves everyone in it- but can a merperson expect him to go about his day when all he can think about is the fact that there’s more than this underwater utopia? That there’s actually a land: Guajira, a quite beautiful land, actually. He isn’t quite sure what led him to this sudden disinterest in the vast seas that he inhabits. Perhaps, maybe, it was that first ‘accident’ that made him see the light.

All that he knew was that he’s changed. Not in a terrible way, but in the way that the merman he once knew before he entranced the poor man to his death was a completely different person that he was now. He flopped over and swam his way towards the caverns- a place Kurt and Sebastian often meet before they swim up to the shore.

There’s another thing Kurt wasn’t sure about. Him and Sebastian. It was odd, to say the least- their bond first starting when they’ve both caught each other looking at the humans in the seashores of the island of Guajira. It was the start of an unusual partnership/friendship/whatever they decided to call it. The two eventually came to an agreement and from then on would venture out together to the islands of Guajira to observe the humans; Kurt fascinated by their feet, Sebastian with…other things.

He arrived and waited for Sebastian to arrive,  kicking a rock with his tail in his own boredom and anticipation. 

Sebastian loved the humans. Eh, sort of. Replace love with lust and then perhaps, you would have a somewhat correct statement. Although, he’d been with more mermen then humans, being the prince did have it’s benefits, he’d always liked messing with the humans just a bit more. How could he not? He’d never have to see them again, and if the humans drowned afterwards, that was even better. Truthfully, those humans were all stupid creatures, and he would gladly feed them to his pet shark, Nibbles. That being after he was done with them, of course. 

Speaking of Nibbles, the little rascal was busy speeding around Sebastian’s room, bumping into things and causing a mess. This display didn’t bother Sebastian, a messy room meant nothing to him. In fact, it was the reason they had maids. Spoiled rich kid. The teen merman rolled his eyes at the creature before setting off to leave his room in the castle with a swift flick of his tail. He traveled throughout the large castle, pale rays of sunlight streaming in from the windows. The gills of the side of his neck pulsing with each breath he inhaled from the clear water around him. Tail swishing back and forth, back and forth, glimmering from the pale ocean’s light. His scales were off a dark, almost navy, blue. Some of the scales where dotted with silver speaks, nothing of which matched the moss green eyes he inherited from his mother.  He was very much a perfect blend of both his parents. He got the strong tail from his father, his lean, beautiful figure from his mother and.  His wits where from, well those where a product all his own, as were his snarky remarks to most things. 

All in all, he was a beautiful prince. One that got what he wanted often and what he wanted was men. Kurt Hummel for instance, Sebastian was still unsure what to make of the girly looking mermaid. While Kurt was attractive, he wasn’t quite sure what to do about it. It was an odd condition, but he was comfortable just teasing the boy. An easy friendship. Batting his tail, Sebastian found himself nearing where he usually met up with the Hummel kid. Just a few more strokes and he’d be there. 

” Someone let the Siren out.” He chuckled, swimming past Kurt as he ran a hand through the diva’s hair, knowing fully well that it would most likely tick the other male off. He turned himself around, facing Kurt. ” Ready to spy on the humans and maybe have come contact with them as well?” He asked, a small smirk tugging on his lips, proving that in his mind he was up to no good. 


3 months ago with 3 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

merbray:

sea-bastian:

Sure it does, you just have too big of a heart to notice. Oh please, it’s easy. Besides, you need to have some fun. And I highly doubt that

;)

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I do! Sometimes. Why?

I can’t believe you…how?!

Sometimes? And to enlighten you, not everyone likes me. Which I’m sure you now and were only saying people liked me because of your ” big heart.”

I took off his swimtrunks…Do you really want the entire story?

Sometimes I have fun. I’m having fun tomorrow, aren’t I? Well, not everyone is going to like you. There will always be people who are jealous or spiteful.

I - no. Yes. Maybe.

Hopefully, you’ll have fun tomorrow. Hell, I’m going to make sure you have fun tomorrow. Oh, Blondie, you are being too nice right now. 

Didn’t know you’d be into gay porn. Anyway, So I got his shorts down. At first the human was freaked out, but that was okay. They calm down as soon as you start to touch them in…certain places. 


3 months ago with 43 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

Sure it does, you just have too big of a heart to notice. Oh please, it’s easy. Besides, you need to have some fun. And I highly doubt that

;)

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I do! Sometimes. Why?

I can’t believe you…how?!

Sometimes? And to enlighten you, not everyone likes me. Which I’m sure you now and were only saying people liked me because of your ” big heart.”

I took off his swimtrunks…Do you really want the entire story?


3 months ago with 43 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

Don’t fret it Fabray. The two people he killed where humans. I’ll say he is doing a good job on his training. You’re still young you know, just blow off work for a bit, that’s what I would do. But you’re right about the freedom, the only thing my father is worried about is me finding a suitable mate. Which I can tell you now, will be in no way, shape of form, a female. 

Think other type of moaning, sweetheart.

That doesn’t make it any better, Smythe. Unlike some people, I just can’t shirk my responsibilities without guilt. I don’t think the kingdom would mind having two kings. They all like you well enough, as long as you pick someone suitable. 

I don’t - oh. Oh.

Sure it does, you just have too big of a heart to notice. Oh please, it’s easy. Besides, you need to have some fun. And I highly doubt that

;)


3 months ago with 43 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

Nibbles is a perfectly fine pet. He’s only killed two people and harmed 3. Wow, Your day sounds more boring than mine did

Sure, that sounds fine with me. Eh, Some of them do, but I’ve never heard it. However, they can moan. 

Yeah, only. He’s the cuddliest murderer I’ve ever met. You have the freedom of doing whatever you want. Us courtiers don’t exactly have the same liberty.

Great. You’ve heard a human moan? Like, in pain?

Don’t fret it Fabray. The two people he killed where humans. I’ll say he is doing a good job on his training. You’re still young you know, just blow off work for a bit, that’s what I would do. But you’re right about the freedom, the only thing my father is worried about is me finding a suitable mate. Which I can tell you know, will be in no way, shape of form, a female. 

Think other type of moaning, sweetheart.


3 months ago with 43 notes


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sea-bastian started following you 

merbray:

sea-bastian:

My day was fine. Spent most of it in town, training Nibbles to stop biting people.  Yours?

Great. I’ll be going out swimming with Hummel soon, Care to join me early tomorrow? Those  humans can sure make some pretty noises 

That’s good. That pet of yours needs to be kept under control. Fairly boring. Flipped through a couple of books for Sam, and Stacy, and then planned an outing for tomorrow. 

I was actually going to take Sam with me up tomorrow. We can meet you near shore? Pretty noises? They don’t sing like we do, do they?

Nibbles is a perfectly fine pet. He’s only killed two people and harmed 3. Wow, Your day sounds more boring than mine did

Sure, that sounds fine with me. Eh, Some of them do, but I’ve never heard it. However, they can moan. 


3 months ago with 43 notes